Sunday Funnies April 6, 2025

On knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

Most of the parenting discourse over the last few weeks has revolved about something or other the pop singer Chappell Roan said about her friends with kids.

I don’t know exactly what she said nor do I care because I don’t give a single fuck about what Chappell Roan thinks about parenting or anything else because Chappell Roan’s opinions on anything have approximately zero bearing on my life. I like a few of her songs and I wish her a long and happy life.

But it did remind me of one of the funniest, most eye-popping, and aggravating moments I’ve ever had as a father because so many parents are trying to drag Chappell Roan for making comments about parenthood without being a parent herself.

So enough about Chappell Roan, friends. Let me set the scene…