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Ed's avatar

I thought you were just going to complain about boneless wings

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Michael Venutolo-Mantovani's avatar

Never. Love the boneless.

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Marc Typo's avatar

Father of the year. I don't do roaches at ALL!

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Michael Venutolo-Mantovani's avatar

Funny story that you'll relate to: When we first moved down here, I called an exterminator because we had a bunch of roaches in our apartment. "All man," he said. "These just some pine bugs!"

I said I don't know what you want to call them down here, but where I come from, those are some mother f*cking roaches.

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Marc Typo's avatar

Bro, when I tell you I am deathly afraid of the huge ones - it's sad. Once my wife killed one in our old spot in Brooklyn. She left it on the floor just to mess with me - it was literally in the doorway to the bedroom. I can't even look at them, especially the legs.

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Jennifer Crystal Coston's avatar

Crunchy protein! lol I would have died lol but laughed hysterically afterwards lol

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Cory Checketts's avatar

My worst nightmare. Oof

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